Peaches

Name: Peaches
Who is she: Formerly Merrill Nisker; Canadian school marm turned horny queen of electroclash; responsible for the latest addition to everyone's sex music playlist, "Fuck the Pain Away"
Where you've seen her: Touring for her new Fatherfucker album; on stage shoving dildos in her pants

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1. Are men or women more fun to have sex with? And what was your first time with a woman like?

PEACHES: The fun part is that you can have sex with either. Men are best at getting it up the ass; women are best at licking pussy. As for my first woman, I can't remember...there've been so many.

2. You've said in the past that you see yourself as a "conduit for sex." Do people at your shows usually get it on?

PEACHES: Once I wanted to do the Jim Morrison thing and climb under the stage. So I did—and found a full orgy going on. Needless to say, I didn't return to the stage.

3. What's the sexiest thing you've ever worn on stage?

PEACHES: A gorilla suit.

4. If you could be a guy for a day, what—or who—would you do?

PEACHES: I don't understand the question. I am a guy.

5. If you could bag any celebrity, whom would you like to sleep with?

PEACHES: I want to bag all of Charlie's Angels, old and new.

6. Is there a celebrity whose sex appeal, in your opinion, is underrated?

PEACHES: Moe from The Simpsons.

7. Can you tell us about your panty-sniffing experience with Boy George?

PEACHES: I met him in a club. He came up to me and said, "Fuck the Pain Away." I happened to be wearing a skirt with my "Fuck the Pain Away" thong undies. When he said that, I took them off and gave them to him. He sniffed them and shoved them down his pants.

8. How often do you masturbate?

PEACHES: I'm masturbating right now.

9. What's the best country to get laid in?

PEACHES: The best "cuntry" is Portugal because there are so many beaches.

10. If you directed a porno, what would it be like?

PEACHES: Mainstream porn is numbing. My film would be like a John Waters scratch 'n’ sniff-style flick—in 3D.

11. Ever slept with a groupie?

PEACHES: I don't fuck and tell.

12. Tell us about your most incredible sexual experience.

PEACHES: I'm having the most incredible sex right now. Have to go, sorry.

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