Care For A Cookie?
October 12th, 2009
This woman is totally prepared for Christmas. Only problem… it’s October.
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Looks more like “Care for some half-eaten picked over cookies that no one else wanted?”
Yes, but this was the audition photo she sent to be a presenter on QVC.
rotfl!!!
Let’s hear it for AquaNet! Woohoo! Probably a good things the picture wasn’t taken in front of the fireplace.
So totally agree, it’s Marjorie!
Side note, I use to work in a store that sold that exact congac print and it was only a year and a half – two years ago.
That was what I was thinking! It doesn’t actually look like it is ‘80, except for her hair!
Does anyone notice that the bottom of the Gladware container looks frosty? I think she froze last years leftover Christmas cookies and is showing everyone they are still ggod.
I think it’s just wax paper. You can see the creases and how it’s separate from the container itself.
“Care for a large container of awkward?”
True, that’s exactly what I was thinking.
Frozen smile, medicated looking eyes, shiny face…..she must be auditioning for Madame Tusseau’s Wax Museum.
I bet Christmas at this woman’s house is awesome. Enormous spread of homemade dishes, lots of laughter and Christmas music, and probably some cognac with dessert. Let’s just hope she never stands too close to the hot Christmas lights with that hair.
Me thinks she’s been in the Cognac she is advertising on the wall
I’m not even sure this is a real person, she looks like one of those fake plastic people you get to put in store windows, you like a life size 90s barbie
considering she has snowflakes on her turtleneck, snowflakes and panda bears on her vest, and the most tricked-out xmas tree ever, those cookies are seriously disappointing… did she run out of red and green sprinkles? no rice krispie wreathes? no tree-shaped sugar cookies? i feel kind of robbed…
Great point! The cookies just aren’t what they should be considering…
I was just going to say…so proud of your cookies that you can’t even put them on a nice plate? Didn’t think it through too much…
only five years? I remember using those for my lunch in grade five. That was 11 years ago.
Kristen is right. The disposable gladware makes this picture fairly recent. I’m guessing she’s a Texan. Big hair proudly lives and thrives in Texas.
I still think blondes with big hair are SEXY!!!
Bring back my 80’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christmas at Stevie Nicks house – 2019.
“Just like a white-winged dove…”
Do NOT eat those cookies!!!! Her eyes are glowing red!!!!! Worse than that, she’s wearing a holiday vest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!
Jazz hand.
LOL..GOOD ONE
I really hope she sprayed her hair before she made the cookies! Nothing says Christmas like a mouth full of Aqua Net
Ill pass on the cookies but Ill have some of that congnac shes advertising
Long time lurker- first time commenter. This site is so funny and I can’t hold back the comments any longer! She looks like a teacher. I taught 6th grade in ‘91 (in Texas), and she could’ve been one of my colleagues. Perhaps those are cds in the background (instead of dvds). Those items on the bottom shelf look like VHS.
I don’t really see the whole awkward thing in this picture, compared to the others on this site.
There’s LITERALLY so much I could say. So much.
Isn’t this the cover of the new Stevie Nicks Christmas album?
The best comment is from Awkward Turtle on October 14. If only y’all could know this fabulous gal like I do.
What is up with the tree? At the top it looks like a real tree. But did anyone notice the bottom of the tree? It looks like it’s a paper cut-out. I can’t figure out the puzzle of the tree!
She reminds me of that guy from Little Britain.
THE TURTLE NECK AND VEST…MY AUNTIE STILL WEARS THOSE!!!!!
Marney!!
Maybe Marney the manniquin? She looks fake to me.
triple threat, she can do hair, make-up and cook.